My uncle once: shot off his finger with a blunder bust.
Never in my life: have I ice skated and am too afraid to
When I was five: I memorized a Halloween poem and
recited it for show and tell. My teacher told me to sit down,
it wasn't a talent show. I still adore poetry, but am petrified
High school was: an experience I'm glad I never have to
I will never forget: watching my Grandpa process photos
in his darkroom. The smell of developing solution brings back
many fond memories. I always breathe deeply when I walk into
a photo shop.
Once I met: Georgio Tozzi, opera singer, who did the actual
singing dubbed for Rossano Brazzi in the movie South Pacific.
He was so charming, very handsome and wore suspenders and
a bow tie.
There’s this girl I know: who sings “How are Things in
Glocca Morra” at holidays and makes me cry.
Once at a bar: my aunt drank a barrel sized glass of
Baileys and put the fake grass from a flower arrangement
in the restroom into her purse.
By noon, I’m usually: standing, staring into the fridge.
Last night: I watched I Know Where I'm Going and cried.
If I only had: hair like Pocahontas.
Next time I go to church: I want it to be one of those
lovely cathedrals in England with a boys choir and grand
What worries me most: is insignificance.
You’ll know I’m lying when: I tell you that I just
finished running the Boston marathon.
What I miss most about the 80’s is: white hose
and shoulder pads.
If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be:
Ophelia in Hamlet.
A better name for me would be: Mrs. Dalloway.
I have a hard time understanding: and editing
If I ever go back to school: I would be out of my mind.
You know I like you if: I see your caller ID and still
Take my advice, never: EVER color your hair or
anyone else's at home during a tornado.
My ideal breakfast is: poached eggs, bacon, and
extra strong coffee with cream in front of the fire with WT
on a frosty winter Sunday morning.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: bring
some old clothes to go fishing in the river.
Why won’t people: just treat others as kindly as they
would like to be treated?
The world could do without: narrow minded bigots.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
My favorite blonds are: my daughter, my aunt, two
uncles and Kenneth Branagh
If I do anything well, it’s: cook for a crowd.
And, by the way: I hate ugly places.
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