Sunday, May 3, 2015

Piss Proud



On the other side of the pond
They take the piss. 

I have a hard time wrapping
My matter-of-fact American mind
Around this pastime.

It's backwards in every logical way. 
Why the hell would someone want piss?
What do they do with it after they've taken it?

I heard it's based on a morning erection,
Brought on by a full bladder.

Appears this is the only reason
Anyone might want to be
On the receiving end.


tk May 2015


Humorous retro-esque read by R.A.D. ...that SNIFF (!)