WT: Hey, Honey, grab your camera! (Poking head in back door.)
WT: There's an unusual snake out here!
Willow: Okay, just a sec.
Willow: Wait, wait! Let me get a close up!
((slight little SCREAM))
WT: Hurry! Did you get it?
Willow: Yeah, I got some good ones. Let's see if we can find it
Someone out there...please...tell me I wasn't playing around with a
venomous Eastern Massasauga, one of Ohio's three deadly snakes.