WT and I have a favorite Chinese buffet we often go to on Fridays.
It's a bit of a hole in the wall, but business is brisk, the food is fresh
and they have the most tender spring rolls in town. WT always gets
such a kick out of the fortune cookies, which are always brought at
the end of the meal, along with the bill. He likes to remind me about
The Simpsons episode when Homer, unhappy with his fortune, goes
to the back of the Chinese place and types his version of fortune
cookies. WT has been excited lately about the medical research deal
he's been working on. So, no joke, here's the fortunes we got Friday.
(I think he's been back there with Homer typing up and planting his
own cookie inserts.)
does this mean I am going to meet my untimely demise?
I want a refund.