
It's the season to bring out your favorite holiday music. Do certain
songs conjure a special memory from your childhood? One moment
forever frozen in my mind is, as an eight year old, sitting on the
sofa in the dark of a December evening in 1964, mesmerized by the
glittering live tree, complete with those wonderful big bulbed lights
and streams of long crinkly silver tinsel. On the radio, Bing Crosby
was singing Silver Bells, scooping up lots of that baritone with each
b-e-l-l-l-l-l-s. It was a magical, goose bumpy, childhood memory I
will never forget. The scene fondly pops into my mind every time
I hear the song.
Then there are the silly twists on songs. One from my childhood is
our version of "may your days be Mary and Bright", which was
incredibly funny because we have a great uncle named Bright (a
family name) and his daughter's name was Mary. We would then
sing, "and may all your Christmases be Luella and Joe", the names
of my great aunt and their son. Well, okay, maybe you have to be
part of the family to get the hilariousness of this one. I can also
remember my youngest sister singing her own little version of
Hark the Herald Angels, "with the jelly toast proclaim, Christ is
born in Bethlehem", complete with her own grape jelly mustache.
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Back in his college days, WT made a Christmas album which
included the song Home for the Holidays. The big joke here is the
line "if you want 'Tubby Happy' in a millions ways, for the holidays
you can't beat home sweet home". No pun intended, since none of
us at the Manor eat too much during the holidays. Not us.
Years ago, WT had a business associate named Kahled. I don't know
exactly how this came about, but we filled his name into the words of
Handel's Messiah, "and his name shall be Kah-led". Kahled? If he
only knew how his name gave us chuckles every time we heard this
majestic bit of Handel. And of course, the kids could never sing or
even hear, for that matter, "don we now our gay apparel" without
bursting out laughing.
(Yes, the picture is a bronze statue of Lenin. WT brought it back
from one of his trips to Russia and did actually see Lenin's body in
Red Square, a strange experience. Our Mr. Lenin wears a holiday
hat every year as part of his gay apparel. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! )
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Right now, I happen to be listening to this Christmas album by the
mezzo-soprano Anne Sophie von Otter, one of my oh-so-classy
holiday favorites.
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