Showing posts with label overheard at the manor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label overheard at the manor. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

ring my bell


From the start, we knew the manor had its imperfections; faulty wiring, antiquated plumbing, and a gaping hole in the dining room ceiling, just to name a few. But the place had a certain irresistible charm that rose from its nooks and crannies like the scent of baking bread.

The dry Ohio summer of 1988, we jumped into the venture with young romantic hearts and have never regretted the plunge. It really isn't a manor, so to speak, but a ramshackle French country style limestone and cedar house, on four acres along the Scioto River, built in 1927 and named "Willow Manor" by the first owners.  The willows once lining the stone culvert, stretching east to west across the property, sadly, are gone.

The manor doorbell is wired to ring in the kitchen. A small celluloid box, covered with years of paint, is fixed in the corner of the room, above the cabinets on the soffit near the ceiling. Upon our first arrival at the manor, it produced a delightfully old fashioned "ding-dong". Fifteen years ago, or so, for reasons unknown, the ding-dong was replaced by a loud, disconcerting, guttural choke.  It was quite amusing for unsuspecting guests to hear the sudden strangulation, after which I would nonchalantly call out, "Honey, get the door!"  I'm sure it was all a bit too "Addams Family".

A few years ago, after a long absence, the "dong" part of ding-dong randomly returned. Strange, since I had grown fond of the death bell's quirky heralding, a delicious air of perpetual Halloween. Was it possessed by one of the resident manor ghosts? Probably not, but it did add a certain ambiance.

Friday, August 20, 2010

overheard at the manor...


Happy Anniversary, Honey. ((kiss))

I have a piece of artwork for you.

You do??

Yes, a very rare one. It's worth a fortune.

Aw, Hon! How sweet! You shouldn't have.
A Munch! How appropriate for 33 years with you! 
 ((more kisses))
The Scream, Edvard Munch, 1893



(Number 33 is amethyst, but he knows I'm not a traditional kinda girl.
I go for the big stones.)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

overheard at the manor

As we loaded up our trusty old Land Rover last week, preparing for
our trek across the Midwest toward Kansas, I forgot one crucial item.
The snore machine. It's the little white noise machine I can't live
(or sleep) without.

I've always maintained that WT could have easily been the next
Pavarotti. He has a beautiful, booming tenor voice, which he
fortunately passed down to our opera singing daughter. This talent
is also displayed nightly, in his great ability to snore. I'm not talking
any old mundane snores, like I am known to do, from time to time.
No, no. He treats me to private sessions of the world's most brilliant
snore performances.

The most impressive, and hardest of all to sleep through, would have
to be the big, broad sweeping Old Man River snores. Forget William
Warfield. WT can snore circles around him. As we crossed the
Mississippi last week, I could see him down there, snoring away on
an old riverboat.

Then there's the charming, fast-clip Gilbert and Sullivan style snores.
These are known to make me climb the walls after 15 minutes, and
sometimes, but hardly ever, make this girl use a big, big D.

A particularly alarming snore, is one that sounds amazingly like a car
back firing. I fondly refer to this one as the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
snore. The mornings following this one, I'm ready to take him over to
Midas for a new muffler.

Last, and my least favorite, is the creepy Hitchcockesque snore. This
one sounds like the doorbell at the manor, when the button sticks.
It's a choking sound that makes me feel like I'm being slowly
strangled with a 1950s nylon stocking. I instinctively feel for my
sewing scissors in the dark.

Needless to say, after a week of encore performances, I'm happy to
be back home, safe and soundless with my handy dandy little snore
machine. I slept 12 straight snoreless hours last night. And don't
worry, my friends, I don't keep my sewing box anywhere near the
bed.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

overheard at the manor, a ghost post


I stash away all kinds of paper keepsakes; artsy cards, tickets from
treasured occasions, handwritten notes from dear friends, quirky
quotes ripped from magazines. There are boxes and boxes of my
precious ephemera, stuff anyone else would consider trash, tucked
into cubbyholes at the manor. Yes, my name is Willow and I am a
magpie. Or, maybe just a hopeless romantic? I know, you're
thinking pack rat, but I much prefer magpie.

Anyway, last week, I was sorting through one of my prized
collections and discovered several old paper perfume samples sealed
in cellophane, saved from my old retail days, some 30 years ago. I'm
not sure exactly why I kept them, but I don't always have a rhyme
or reason.

Just for fun, I tore open one of the packets of Nina Ricci's L'Air du
Temps, doubting any scent remained. Although, I never wore this
perfume, I was immediately transported back in time. It reminded
me of someone I knew. I'm not sure exactly who.

"Hey, they still smell! But different. Old and kinda mellow." I held
it out for WT to take a sniff.

"Gosh, it smells musty like the ghost perfume, I smelled again last
night, when I got up to pee."

Every so often, there is a strong scent of perfume in a certain spot
in the master bedroom at the manor, just between the door to the
bath and the bed. It's only detectable on occasion, late at night,
usually between 3:00 and 5:00, at times so powerful, it wakes me.
It's not a familiar scent, and it certainly isn't one I wear. It has a
uniquely aged, mellow quality, just like the old sample I opened,
yet deliciously pleasant, and mysterious.

Several years ago, a woman stopped by the house, and introduced
herself as being married to one of the grandsons of the elderly lady
who died at the manor. We invited her in and showed her around.
It had been years since she had been inside. Among many
fascinating things, she told us the master bedroom was once a guest
bedroom, and before it was remodeled in the late 1970's, there was
a hidden window seat, where the family cremation urns were kept.

This particular window would have been in the exact spot, just
between the door to the bath and the bed, where the unusual scent
often occurs, very late, in the still of the night.
.
.
For more posts on the ghosts of Willow Manor, click [HERE].

Monday, November 23, 2009

overheard at the manor

Hey, Honey, did you eat any good food on your trip?

Well, I had some goat head in Abu Dhabi. They tore it open in
front of me and tossed the tongue on my plate, since I was the
guest of honor.

Oh, yuk! What did it taste like?

Chicken.

Monday, September 14, 2009

overheard at the manor

WT: Honey, I want a divorce.

Willow: You do??

WT: Yeah, and then I want you to take custody of me.



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The award thing became too
much, so I usually don't
participate, as far as passing
them along and posting them
on my blog. But, today I was
overwhelmed by the lovely
post and Mermaid award
bestowed on me by this wonderful blogger.
Hop on over and say hello. Tell her
Willow sent you.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

overheard at the manor


Willow: Honey, we really need to replace these light fixtures.

WT: Why? I like them.

Friday, September 4, 2009

overheard at the manor

a phone conversation...

daughter: Mom where ARE you? It sounds like you're at the airport!

.........(((deafening high pitched whirling sound)))

willow: (shouting) The washing machine is starting to scare me! It's
spinning out of control, lifting off the floor and moving toward me!!

daughter: It's the full moon today. Must be some kinda lunar effect.
.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

overheard at the manor


WT: (poking his head in the back door) Hey, Honey, I brought you
a present.
.
Willow: You did? What?
.
WT: Look at this great fossil I found down at the river!
.
Willow: Wow...I think this is the biggest one you've found, yet.
.
WT: What do you think it is?
.
Willow: Giant slug. No, not you, silly...the fossil!

Maybe my bloggies will know what it is...


This just in:
Kate Blackwell just sent me a website that includes Rugose
corals, an extinct order of coral, as well as fossilized horns, as a
possibility. I'm adding this marvelous drawing by Ernst Haeckel
of Rugosa, 1904. Thanks, Kate!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

overheard at the manor


WT: Hey, Honey, grab your camera! (Poking head in back door.)

Willow: Why?!

WT: There's an unusual snake out here!

Willow: Okay, just a sec.

Willow: Wait, wait! Let me get a close up!
((slight little SCREAM))

WT: Hurry! Did you get it?

Willow: Yeah, I got some good ones. Let's see if we can find it
online...

Someone out there...please...tell me I wasn't playing around with a
venomous Eastern Massasauga, one of Ohio's three deadly snakes.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

overheard at the manor

At the manor this weekend, we were talking about some funny stories
relating to store logos. My personal favorite is the time my youngest
son, at about four years of age, saying,

"Eew! I just hate that 'chicken guy'!"

"But, why, honey?"

"Because he has such a BIG head and such a LITTLE body!"





My sister says since she was a little girl, she always thought
the Sherwin Williams paint logo looked like a turkey! (Maybe wearing
a paint can on his head?) I'll have to admit, it is an odd logo. To me,
the red paint congers an image of blood pouring over and dripping
from the earth. And why does it look like Africa and Europe are at the
bottom of the globe?





My youngest son's girlfriend, soon after she learned to read,
thought this grocery store chain was called "Kay-Roger". Isn't that
the cutest? (She still is, by the way.)





So, bloggies, do you have silly takes or thoughts on famous logos?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

overheard at the manor


WT: I'm walking up to get the mail.

Willow: Hey, can you take the clippers with you and bring
back some lilacs?

WT: Okay. How many do you want?

Willow: A nice big bunch. Thanks, Honey.

Ten minutes later, WT taps on the kitchen window.

WT: What are lilacs?