Thursday, January 27, 2011
ring my bell
From the start, we knew the manor had its imperfections; faulty wiring, antiquated plumbing, and a gaping hole in the dining room ceiling, just to name a few. But the place had a certain irresistible charm that rose from its nooks and crannies like the scent of baking bread.
The dry Ohio summer of 1988, we jumped into the venture with young romantic hearts and have never regretted the plunge. It really isn't a manor, so to speak, but a ramshackle French country style limestone and cedar house, on four acres along the Scioto River, built in 1927 and named "Willow Manor" by the first owners. The willows once lining the stone culvert, stretching east to west across the property, sadly, are gone.
The manor doorbell is wired to ring in the kitchen. A small celluloid box, covered with years of paint, is fixed in the corner of the room, above the cabinets on the soffit near the ceiling. Upon our first arrival at the manor, it produced a delightfully old fashioned "ding-dong". Fifteen years ago, or so, for reasons unknown, the ding-dong was replaced by a loud, disconcerting, guttural choke. It was quite amusing for unsuspecting guests to hear the sudden strangulation, after which I would nonchalantly call out, "Honey, get the door!" I'm sure it was all a bit too "Addams Family".
A few years ago, after a long absence, the "dong" part of ding-dong randomly returned. Strange, since I had grown fond of the death bell's quirky heralding, a delicious air of perpetual Halloween. Was it possessed by one of the resident manor ghosts? Probably not, but it did add a certain ambiance.
Friday, August 20, 2010
overheard at the manor...
A Munch! How appropriate for 33 years with you!
((more kisses))
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| The Scream, Edvard Munch, 1893 |
I go for the big stones.)
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
overheard at the manor
our trek across the Midwest toward Kansas, I forgot one crucial item.
The snore machine. It's the little white noise machine I can't live
(or sleep) without.
I've always maintained that WT could have easily been the next
Pavarotti. He has a beautiful, booming tenor voice, which he
fortunately passed down to our opera singing daughter. This talent
is also displayed nightly, in his great ability to snore. I'm not talking
any old mundane snores, like I am known to do, from time to time.
No, no. He treats me to private sessions of the world's most brilliant
snore performances.

The most impressive, and hardest of all to sleep through, would have
to be the big, broad sweeping Old Man River snores. Forget William
Warfield. WT can snore circles around him. As we crossed the
Mississippi last week, I could see him down there, snoring away on
an old riverboat.
Then there's the charming, fast-clip Gilbert and Sullivan style snores.
These are known to make me climb the walls after 15 minutes, and
sometimes, but hardly ever, make this girl use a big, big D.
A particularly alarming snore, is one that sounds amazingly like a car
back firing. I fondly refer to this one as the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
snore. The mornings following this one, I'm ready to take him over to
Midas for a new muffler.
Last, and my least favorite, is the creepy Hitchcockesque snore. This
one sounds like the doorbell at the manor, when the button sticks.
It's a choking sound that makes me feel like I'm being slowly
strangled with a 1950s nylon stocking. I instinctively feel for my
sewing scissors in the dark.
Needless to say, after a week of encore performances, I'm happy to
be back home, safe and soundless with my handy dandy little snore
machine. I slept 12 straight snoreless hours last night. And don't
worry, my friends, I don't keep my sewing box anywhere near the
bed.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
overheard at the manor, a ghost post

"Hey, they still smell! But different. Old and kinda mellow." I held
Monday, November 23, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
overheard at the manor
Willow: You do??
WT: Yeah, and then I want you to take custody of me.
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much, so I usually don't
participate, as far as passing
them along and posting them
on my blog. But, today I was
overwhelmed by the lovely
post and Mermaid award
bestowed on me by this wonderful blogger.
Hop on over and say hello. Tell her
Willow sent you.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
overheard at the manor
daughter: Mom where ARE you? It sounds like you're at the airport!
.........(((deafening high pitched whirling sound)))
willow: (shouting) The washing machine is starting to scare me! It's
daughter: It's the full moon today. Must be some kinda lunar effect.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
overheard at the manor
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
overheard at the manor
WT: Hey, Honey, grab your camera! (Poking head in back door.)
Willow: Why?!
WT: There's an unusual snake out here!
Willow: Okay, just a sec.
Willow: Wait, wait! Let me get a close up!
((slight little SCREAM))
WT: Hurry! Did you get it?
Willow: Yeah, I got some good ones. Let's see if we can find it
online...
Sunday, May 17, 2009
overheard at the manor
relating to store logos. My personal favorite is the time my youngest
son, at about four years of age, saying,
"Eew! I just hate that 'chicken guy'!"
"But, why, honey?"
"Because he has such a BIG head and such a LITTLE body!"
My sister says since she was a little girl, she always thought
the Sherwin Williams paint logo looked like a turkey! (Maybe wearing
a paint can on his head?) I'll have to admit, it is an odd logo. To me,
the red paint congers an image of blood pouring over and dripping
from the earth. And why does it look like Africa and Europe are at the
bottom of the globe?

My youngest son's girlfriend, soon after she learned to read,
thought this grocery store chain was called "Kay-Roger". Isn't that
the cutest? (She still is, by the way.)

So, bloggies, do you have silly takes or thoughts on famous logos?


